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Uncommon Man!
If you're extra eager for your Pool Boy swimwear, we have 2 day express shipping for only $9.50! Shipping is Free on all U.S. orders! We use standard shipping which generally arrives in 5-7 days. If your knickers are in a bunch and you need your swimmies ASAP then select express shipping at checkout for only $9.50!
We have an absolute obsession with FAST order processing so any orders placed before 3pm on a business day will ship out the same day. If order is placed after this time, on weekends or holidays shipping will take place the next business day.
Once your order ships, you’ll get a shipping confirmation email sent to the email address that you provided at checkout. Click the "Track Your Order" button and you'll be able to follow your order all the way from our shipping center to your mailbox. Orders placed with expedited shipping will be delivered by UPS, and orders with standard shipping will be shipped via DHL and delivered by the USPS. NOTE: It generally takes around 24 hours for tracking info to display properly on the UPS/USPS websites.
Sure! if you're in the USA just select the express shipping option during checkout. Express shipments are sent by UPS 2nd Day Air. *Note express options are not available for PO Box or APO orders at this time.

We're happy to accept exchanges and returns on eligible items within 30 days of purchase. We won't be able to process any previously worn swimwear that's been worn in the water, any merchandise that is visibly worn or has been washed. We also aren't able to accept returns on items on which the tags have been removed.

So you're indecisive ass wants to return an item? Is designer swimwear just not for you? Does it make you look flawless and you simply can't handle the attention? We get it.. The good news is there's more than likely a Target in your neighborhood so you can replace your Pool Boy with something more accepting to your traditional and dated style.

To return an item please make sure your item(s) are…

  • - Not ever worn in water. If the item has been worn in water we will NOT be able to accept the return for any reason.
  • - If the item has been washed,
  • - If the original hang tags have been removed (Please Note: not all items are packaged and shipped with hang tags so if they do not exist on the item(s) upon delivery don't sweat it!
  • - Returns within 30 days will only be accepted. If it has been over 30 days congratulations you now own a Vintage Pool Boy!

If for some reason you are unhappy with your purchase and the item is non-returnable, here are a few alternative options:

  • - Sell it worn, stained and seasoned with manliness on Ebay. We hear people will pay a pretty penny for a little extra STANK.
  • - Give it as a gift to your less fortunate friends. Bless their hearts!
  • - Give it to a trick.
  • - Cut up and repurpose for arts and crafts
  • - Use it as a fashionable dish rag
  • - Honestly we really dont give a shit. Do what you want with it, accepting ownership is half the battle.

Starting a return is easy
To make your garment last as long as your good looks, please make sure you follow these care instructions:

  • Turn your garment(s) inside out for washing to preserve the color.
  • Only wash with like-colored items, or by themselves.
  • Only wash in cold water, and preferably on the gentle cycle if available.
  • For any swimwear, please make sure to hang-dry.
  • For drying non-swimwear, we recommend hang-drying or tumble-drying on low.
  • Always rinse after swimming in a chlorine pool water.
  • Honestly machine wash is cool and all... but handwashing is really the way to go! Your hands are delicate like a babies ass and will cause less damage then your old washer banging around with your sexy swimmies in it. You use your hands for so many things… Give your hands one more job and let them stroke your swimmies from time to time.

To be honest chances are slim but we will do our best. We process our orders lightning fast and if it has left the warehouse you are out of luck. However if it has not we will happily update its destination.
Yes we offer electronic gift cards that will automatically be sent to the gift recipient. You can purchase a gift card by clicking here.